Monday:
(ring ring)
Megan: Hello?
Ryan: Hey, I'm filling up the car at the gas station, do you need me to pick anything up?
Megan: I really need a hot dog. A big fat one from 7-Eleven with everything on it. Please hurry!!
Ryan: No problem, see you in a bit!
later that night...
Megan: This is sooo good! Thank you!!
Tuesday:
(Megan is gagging in the bathroom as an awful smell permeates the air in the house)
Megan: (stepping into the kitchen, hand over mouth) WHAT are you making?
Ryan: A hot dog. Do you want one?
Megan: (with horrified look on face) You have to stop now! It's awful! (returns to the bathroom to keep retching)
Wednesday:
(ring ring)
Ryan: Hello?
Megan: Hi...so I think I need a hamburger for dinner tonight. Will you stop at the store on your way home and pick up a bag of hamburger patties?
Ryan: Of course, I love you!
later that night...
Megan: This is so perfect, thank you!!
Thursday:
(Ryan is home for lunch. Megan is in her bed with the covers over her head trying to keep from inhaling the TERRIBLE odor emanating from the kitchen)
Megan: (finally emerging from the bedroom after several minutes bonding with the toilet) No more cooking hamburgers. I can't handle it!
Friday:
(ring ring)
Ryan: Hello?
Megan: I need a McDonald's chicken sandwich, and some chicken nuggets for later.
Ryan: No problem. I'll be home soon!
later that night and half a sandwich later...
Ryan: How's your sandwich?
Megan: (eyes closed, hand over mouth, sandwich unfinished) I think I'm going to puke.
Saturday:
(Ryan, Megan and Tyler on their way to meet others in the branch to go to the Draper Temple open house. Must stop at the store first)
Megan: Ok, I need a bottle of water, yogurt-covered raisins and...something chocolatey...or something. Reese's Pieces.
Ryan: Be right back.
Ten minutes later...
Ryan: Ok, here's your water and yogurt-covered raisins, but they didn't have Reese's Pieces.
Megan: (staring at the yogurt-covered raisins in horror) So you didn't buy me anything chocolate?
Ryan: ...sorry. Should I go back in?
Megan: No, it's fine, we have to go (sliding offensive raisins back in grocery back and chucking them in the back seat while trying not to puke at the thought of them)
Ryan, thank you for sticking around. I love you!
Friday, February 20, 2009
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15 comments:
THAT IS SO HILARIOUS!! And it would be even more funny if it wasn't so sad! That is seriously the pits. I am so sorry! Are you sicker this time around or was it that bad with Tyler?
oh, I'm soo sorry! Thats terrible! What a good hubby you have. (ps. I literally cried at the sight of uncooked beef while pregnant with Avery--maybe there is a little girlie in your future!)
Oh Megs I'm so sorry!!!! I honestly feel for you and I know there is nothing I can say to make you feel better, but hang in there!
HAHAHA!
I almost think I'm sicker this time. I was pretty bad with Ty but this just feels like it's worse. But it's cool. It's all worth it right? And making fun of myself makes me feel better!
This SOOO sounds like me. I think it's harder with your second because you already have a one to chase around. I'm not sure? Hopefully it will pass in a few weeks.
I love this post! it made me laugh and i totally understand! Have a great week. love, Nassari
You poor thing. Ryan too. I laughed and laughed when I read this. I've heard you get sicker with a girl than a boy. We'll see. Good luck and hang in there...both of you.
Love,
Car
You're so cute. And I'm so sorry. Hang in there!
Hey guys! CONGRATS! : ) We are really excited and LOVE you both! I am sorry we haven't called sooner. We have been SO sick! I have had step and a double ear infection. While my husband had a bad chest cold and flu. Now I am throwing up and Terrys ears hurts. It is a lose lose situation and it sucks!! Plus while we were at InstaCare finding all of this out my car got BROKEN INTO!! Ggggrrrr....
I sure do miss you! I'm sorry that your sick, but you can take consolation in the fact that your sickness made me smile. I miss you! I hope you feel better. And, nice job Ryan...hang in their buddy!
YOU'RE HAVING ANOTHER BABY!!! THAT"S SO EXCITING! The world needs more awesome people like you, and where better for them to come from than from you yourself. I would have you know that you are the only person that actually makes me envious of having babies. Funny huh? Everytime I read stuff about your family, I'm like.."I want a family." Way to set the example, Megs. I'll look into it. Congrats again!
Oh my gosh, you guys! This brings back SO many memories of when I was pregnant! I swear, my life was exactly like you described!! Hang in there, Megan!!
I was CRACKING UP as I read this entry. :) haha! WOW, that is a bad friend for having laughed at your pain. I AM SORRY!!! I had my husband Matt read this as well so he could be consoled. :) I am a little past 16 weeks and the sickness still hasn't said "good bye" haha. :) OH wow! Whatever happen to the 2nd trimester honeymoon phase. haha :) OH WELL, anything for the baby right? :) Overall, doing well. :) Hang in there girl! I sure hope you feel better very SOON! :) love ya ;)
AND YES... I am so grateful that Ryan is so helpful and patient. :) I have thanked Matthew over and over continually for the love, support and patience he renders.... as well as the random trips to the store, etc.... to get food. What we do without them? :) I am so grateful! :)
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